Cornfed has established this retired skater policy in an attempt to give appreciation to the time and commitment that our retired skaters have dedicated to the league.

We recognize that our retired skaters are a wealth of wisdom in skating knowledge and skill. As a League, we desire to retain and pass down this knowledge to new and veteran skaters for as long as possible.

All retired skaters are entitled to:

  • Attendance at all CFRD practices (with WFTDA insurance)
  • Participation in practices in the 2 weeks before bouts is at the discretion of coaches (with WFTDA insurance)
  • Attendance at open scrimmages (with WFTDA insurance)
  • Attendance at League meetings per Board approval
  • Ability to run for leadership positions


Annie Anthrax

Ash Ash Baby

Avery LaRuthless

Babe Lincoln

Bad Amanda Jamma

Beastly Bit

Belle Bellacheck


Bobbi Pin

Breckin U. Down

Brittney Kirtley (formerly Betty Fhite)

Chrissy Calamity

Crushin Anya

Daizy Doom

Dawn N Dirty

Detention Hall

Devil Doc

DG OZsome

Dirty South

IttyBitty BangTheory

Ivana Falkuup

Ivy Poison Ya

Jane Damage

Heinlen (formerly J.J. BabeRams)

Karen Bout-cha

Kelley Kill-More

Kelly Clocks’em

Kim Karsmashian

Lady Bionic

Legslie Knope

Leia Mout

Lokita Lopez

Lulu Dropa-vitch

Mad SplattHer

Mary Hoppins

Maven O’Moxie


Mistress Azrael

Morticia Maddams


Pincho’ Pixie-Dust


Ramtastic Rebel


Shrewd Bury-more

Sin D. Lapher

SLAM manda

Slayer Swift

Slipper E. Noodle

Sonic the Trackhog

Spankin’ B. Hinds

Streaking Havoc

Sylvia Hurl

The Jen-A-Rol

Venus Envy

Victoria Vixen

White Noise

Ziggyzig Ahh!


Anvil SmasHerNasty – Naptown

Alotta Pushie – South Bend

BoomsDay – Naptown

Bruisey Ricardo – Naptown

Count Smackula – Twin City

Elizabeth Tailher – Naptown

Florence Fightingale – Denver Roller Derby

Frida Brawlo – Arizona Roller Derby

Grim Trigger – Circle City

Jessie Fisher – Circle City

Marie Fury – Naptown

Muffin Top or Bottom – TBD

Natasha Roll-em-off – Chemical Valley Rollergirls

Nuck L. Sammie – Naptown

Richie Whip – Circle City

Wham Bam – Naptown