Digital Program Contents

Fan Favorite Voting Links

Cornament Schedule

Smalltown Smacktown Team Charters:

List of Officials, Medics, and Announcers, plus a link to Derby Date Night

Season 11 Sponsors

Special Thanks

  • One skater from each team will win.
  • Vote by clicking on the Fan Favorite link below for your favorite skater’s team, then choosing your favorite skater from the drop-down list.
  • The skater with the most money donated in their name will win Fan Favorite.
  • Fan Favorite Awards will be given out at the end of Games 9-12.
  • Proceeds go towards helping Cornfed keep rolling.
  • A portion of all bout proceeds this season will go to Red-Tail Land Conservancy

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Fan Favorite Voting Links

Cornfed Roller Derby

Athens Ohio Roller Derby

BisMan Bombshellz Roller Derby

Black Diaspora Roller Derby

Cape Girardeau Roller Derby

Chicago-Style Roller Derby

Prairieland Punishers Roller Derby

Rolla Rockets Roller Derby

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Smalltown Smackdown Team Charters

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Vote for your favorite Cornfed skater!

Ultra Ego, #09 (she/her)
Ultra Ego, #09 (she/her)
One Hit Wanda, #1 (she/her)
One Hit Wanda, #1 (she/her)
Pure Polly, #1215 (she/her)
Pure Polly, #1215 (she/her)
Lavender Menace, #1970 (they/them)
Lavender Menace, #1970 (they/them)
B-Squared, #2 (she/her)
B-Squared, #2 (she/her)
Orville ShreddinBlocker, #219 (she/her)
Orville ShreddinBlocker, #219 (she/her)
ElizaDeath, #222 (she/her)
ElizaDeath, #222 (she/her)
Debbie Darko, #28 (she/her)
Debbie Darko, #28 (she/her)
Miss EDventure, #313 (she/her)
Dragon Ballzy, #420 (she/her)
Dragon Ballzy, #420 (she/her)
Alpha Tauridozer, #517 (she/her)
Alpha Tauridozer, #517 (she/her)
Barbarian, #542 (she/her)
Barbarian, #542 (she/her)
Alexacutioner, #610 (she/her)
Alexacutioner, #610 (she/her)
Amberger Bunz, #63 (she/her)
Amberger Bunz, #63 (she/her)
Adderall, #64 (she/her)
Adderall, #64 (she/her)
Creacher, #727 (she/her)
Creacher, #727 (she/her)
Goldy Blox
Goldy Blox, #77 (she/her)
Bennett, #84 (she/her)
Bennett, #84 (she/her)
Killer Queen, #9110 (she/her)
Killer Queen, #9110 (she/her)
Severina Slammer, #926 (she/her)
Severina Slammer, #926 (she/her)

Cornfed Coaches

Rogue, Killer Kernels Co-Coach (she/her)
Rogue, Killer Kernels Co-Coach (she/her)
French, Killer Kernels Co-Coach (she/her)
French, Killer Kernels Co-Coach (she/her)
J.J.
J.J., Coaching Staff (she/her)

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Vote for your favorite Athens Ohio skater!

Leannimal, #11
Leannimal, #11
Rainbow Spite, #187
Rainbow Spite, #187
Bad Ash, #213
Bad Ash, #213
Wreck Em Randi, #217
Wreck Em Randi, #217
Sweet N Lowdown, #23
Sweet N Lowdown, #23
Valkyrie, #262
Valkyrie, #262
Hella Donna, #304
Hella Donna, #304
Bumble Bee, #323
Bumble Bee, #323
Indominous Hex, #42
Indominous Hex, #42
Sunflower Smackdown, #455
Sunflower Smackdown, #455
Jess Krazy, #47
Jess Krazy, #47
Mars the Martian, #480
Mars the Martian, #480
Purrfect Storm, #665
Purrfect Storm, #665
Slam Funk U Up, #718
Slam Funk U Up, #718
Trixxter, #72
Trixxter, #72
Carpet Burns, #860
Carpet Burns, #860
Brawla Abdooodz, #88
Brawla Abdooodz, #88
Spice Whirled, #97
Spice Whirled, #97

Athens Ohio Coaches

Family Jewls, Coach
Family Jewls, Coach

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Vote for your favorite BisMan Bombshellz skater!

The Vykween, #01 (she/her)
The Vykween, #01 (she/her)
Queen B, #111 (she/her)
Queen B, #111 (she/her)
LL Cool Jade, #12 (she/her)
LL Cool Jade, #12 (she/her)
Honey Basher, #13 (she/her)
Honey Basher, #13 (she/her)
Punk & Disorderly, #182 (she/her)
Punk & Disorderly, #182 (she/her)
Rhubarbarian, #285 (she/her)
Rhubarbarian, #285 (she/her)
Lady Macdeath, #29 (she/her)
Lady Macdeath, #29 (she/her)
Ivanna B. Badd, #431 (she/her)
Ivanna B. Badd, #431 (she/her)
Ultra Violent, #44 (she/her)
Ultra Violent, #44 (she/her)
Roni Ramjet, #45 (she/her)
Roni Ramjet, #45 (she/her)
Jill O’Shotz, #50 (she/her)
Jill O’Shotz, #50 (she/her)
Furrylicious, #8 (she/her)
Furrylicious, #8 (she/her)
Problems, #99 (she/her)
Problems, #99 (she/her)

BisMan Bombshellz Coach

Honey Basher, #13 (she/her)
Honey Basher, #13 (she/her)

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Vote for your favorite Black Diaspora skater!

Grim, #0 (they/them)
Grim, #0 (they/them)
Hit Me Bruiseton, #1111 (she/her)
Hit Me Bruiseton, #1111 (she/her)
Kitty Black, #1428 (they/them)
Kitty Black, #1428 (they/them)
ShredherSilly, #130 (she/her)
ShredherSilly, #130 (she/her)
Kelly Krueger, #1428 (she/her)
Kelly Krueger, #1428 (she/her)
Petti LaBelle, #1701 (she/her)
Petti LaBelle, #1701 (she/her)
Graceful Dredd, #173 (they/them)
Graceful Dredd, #173 (they/them)
Rainbow Brat, #23 (she/her)
Rainbow Brat, #23 (she/her)
Duchess von Blocker, #230 (she/her)
Duchess von Blocker, #230 (she/her)
Domino Meaux, #4292 (she/her)
Domino Meaux, #4292 (she/her)
Bad Habit Barbie, #4590 (she/her)
Bad Habit Barbie, #4590 (she/her)
Darth Evader, #501 (she/her)
Darth Evader, #501 (she/her)
Ragin' Bajan, #718 (she/her)
Ragin' Bajan, #718 (she/her)
Bob Gnarly, #720 (they/them)
Bob Gnarly, #720 (they/them)
Mid-Evil, #724 (she/her)
Mid-Evil, #724 (she/her)
Melanin Monsta, #75 (she/her)
Melanin Monsta, #75 (she/her)
Candy Pain CHAOS, #915 (she/her)
Candy Pain CHAOS, #915 (she/her)

Black Diaspora Coaches

Chris F., Coach
Chris F., Coach
Wheelameana Strikesfear, Bench Coach
Wheelameana Strikesfear, Bench Coach

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Vote for your favorite Cape Girardeau skater!

Squid, #10 (she/her)
Squid, #10 (she/her)
Harlot O'Scara, #1002 (she/her)
Harlot O'Scara, #1002 (she/her)
Cruella De-Kill, #101 (she/her)
Cruella De-Kill, #101 (she/her)
Slam I Am, #113 (she/her)
Slam I Am, #113 (she/her)
Blue Slay Shoes, #13 (she/her)
Blue Slay Shoes, #13 (she/her)
Smaxolotl, #1594 (she/her)
Smaxolotl, #1594 (she/her)
Fleetwood Smack, 1725 (she/her)
Fleetwood Smack, 1725 (she/her)
Double Dee-Struction, #237 (she/her)
Double Dee-Struction, #237 (she/her)
Sketchy Morels, #24 (she/her)
Sketchy Morels, #24 (she/her)
The Great Catsby, #306 (she/her)
The Great Catsby, #306 (she/her)
Danimals, #313 (she/her)
Danimals, #313 (she/her)
Mad Dogg, #33 (she/her)
Mad Dogg, #33 (she/her)
Deathstrike, #412 (she/her)
Deathstrike, #412 (she/her)
Xtermiskate, #42 (she/her)
Xtermiskate, #42 (she/her)
Carr Crash, #444 (she/her)
Carr Crash, #444 (she/her)
Corn Dawg, #53 (she/her)
Corn Dawg, #53 (she/her)
Unlucky Chuckie, #7 (she/her)
Unlucky Chuckie, #7 (she/her)
Fakin Bacon, #82 (she/her)
Fakin Bacon, #82 (she/her)
Infamous GA, #99 (she/her)
Infamous GA, #99 (she/her)

Cape Girardeau Coaches

Crazy Anya, Coach
Crazy Anya, Coach
Sour Jane, Coach
Sour Jane, Coach

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Vote for your favorite Chicago-Style skater!

Cats, #10 (she/her)
Spicy T'Qeela, #102 (she/her)
Spicy T'Qeela, #102 (she/her)
Rolly Ghost, #2 (she/her)
Rolly Ghost, #2 (she/her)
Arya Stark Ravin', #27 (she/her)
Arya Stark Ravin', #27 (she/her)
Oblivia, #4 (she/her)
Oblivia, #4 (she/her)
Ima Stoner, #420 (she/her)
Ima Stoner, #420 (she/her)
Tasha Fierce, #44 (she/her)
Tasha Fierce, #44 (she/her)
Scary Carrie, #48 (she/her)
Scary Carrie, #48 (she/her)
Venus Thigh Trap, #511 (she/her)
Venus Thigh Trap, #511 (she/her)
Kitty Magic, #515 (she/her)
Kitty Magic, #515 (she/her)
Evi L'Assault, #56 (she/her)
Evi L'Assault, #56 (she/her)
DOOM, #6 (they/them)
DOOM, #6 (they/them)
Miss Mayhem, #71 (she/her)
Miss Mayhem, #71 (she/her)
Brawly Shore, #711 (she/her)
Brawly Shore, #711 (she/her)
Live Wire, #730 (she/they)
Live Wire, #730 (she/they)
Justice Dispenser, #79 (she/her)
Justice Dispenser, #79 (she/her)
Cruisin For A Bruisin, #814 (she/her)
Cruisin For A Bruisin, #814 (she/her)
Halestorm, #913 (she/her)
Halestorm, #913 (she/her)
Alita, #999 (they/them)
Alita, #999 (they/them)

Chicago-Style Coaches

Title
Title

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Vote for your favorite Prairieland skater!

Stellasaurus Rex, #0330 (she/her)
Stellasaurus Rex, #0330 (she/her)
Freebie, #1329 (she/her)
Freebie, #1329 (she/her)
SM Claw, #1547 (she/her)
SM Claw, #1547 (she/her)
Kat Von Deviant, #2 (she/her)
Kat Von Deviant, #2 (she/her)
Nurse Rachett, #20 (she/her)
Nurse Rachett, #20 (she/her)
Crash Test Bunny, #236 (she/her)
Crash Test Bunny, #236 (she/her)
Goldie Rocks, #2407 (she/her)
Goldie Rocks, #2407 (she/her)
Steely Wham, #3 (she/her)
Steely Wham, #3 (she/her)
Helga Huffletuff, #320 (she/her)
Helga Huffletuff, #320 (she/her)
Emme Mortal, #349 (she/her)
Emme Mortal, #349 (she/her)
Spitemare, #37 (she/her)
Spitemare, #37 (she/her)
Edi-Bowl, #420 (she/her)
Edi-Bowl, #420 (she/her)
Rough Tough Clough, #422 (she/her)
Rough Tough Clough, #422 (she/her)
Brunch Money Shakedown, #44 (she/her)
Brunch Money Shakedown, #44 (she/her)
#Smashtag, #545 (she/her)
#Smashtag, #545 (she/her)
Lynnard Skyn-Her, #618 (she/her)
Lynnard Skyn-Her, #618 (she/her)
Gamora Quill, #63 (she/her)
Gamora Quill, #63 (she/her)
Squirrelly Dani, #705 (she/her)
Squirrelly Dani, #705 (she/her)
Sass Squash, #90 (she/her)
Sass Squash, #90 (she/her)
Bea A. Trix, #929 (she/her)
Bea A. Trix, #929 (she/her)

Prairieland Coaches

Slammin' T Killa, Coach
Slammin' T Killa, Coach
Jessica Rabbid, Coach
Jessica Rabbid, Coach

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Vote for your favorite Rolla Rockets skater!

Hulkstress, #1018 (she/her)
Hulkstress, #1018 (she/her)
Boom, #1.1 (she/her)
Boom, #1.1 (she/her)
Hyroller, #20 (she/her)
Hyroller, #20 (she/her)
Shewolf, #22 (she/her/they/them)
Shewolf, #22 (she/her/they/them)
Claw and Order, #304 (she/her)
Claw and Order, #304 (she/her)
Holy Steamroller, #316 (she/her)
Holy Steamroller, #316 (she/her)
Ice, #32 (she/her)
Ice, #32 (she/her)
Ferocious Dimples, #4 (she/her)
Ferocious Dimples, #4 (she/her)
Weekend Warrior, #444 (she/her)
Weekend Warrior, #444 (she/her)
Big Johnson, #51 (she/her)
Big Johnson, #51 (she/her)
Maully Trauma, #56 (she/her)
Maully Trauma, #56 (she/her)
James Blond, #7 (she/her)
James Blond, #7 (she/her)
Jen and Toxic, #822 (she/her)
Jen and Toxic, #822 (she/her)
Casskicker, #88 (she/her)
Casskicker, #88 (she/her)
Cup-A-TNT, #89 (she/her)
Cup-A-TNT, #89 (she/her)
Fearmione, #934 (she/her)
Fearmione, #934 (she/her)
Ruby Razor, #999 (she/her)
Ruby Razor, #999 (she/her)

Rolla Rockets Coaches

Chafing the Dream, Coach
Chafing the Dream, Coach
Screamin Evil, Coach
Screamin Evil, Coach
Bobbi Slay, Coach
Bobbi Slay, Coach

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Skating Officials

Shotgun Mike (Head Ref)

BDSin

Biz

Bona

Croc

Darth Blue

Dig Doug

Disco Da’Box

Dorothy Galeforce

Ghost Face Thrilla

Huntress

Kolis

Lethal Lynz

Melody Mayhem

Phoenix

Richie Cranium

Roll Call

Sam Antics

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Medics

Brabardier

KarmaKazi

Kellen McCormack

Killer Queen

Roxie Rumbles

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Announcers

Biff Mixalot

Ryder Zblok

Ricki Bobby

Non Skating Officials

Bethly (Head NSO)

Crash BandiOops

Enby Envy

MaDAYUM Morningstar

Mortricia

Mr. Bruise Guy

Robin Daggers

Ryder Zblock

Sassquatch

Shivan

Silken Tofu

Stabby McNeedles

Witch E Wife

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Derby Date Night Livestream

Sirius Lee

Aria Kiddinme

A HUGE thank you to the officials, both on and off skates, and the medics, who volunteer to help keep us safe. We couldn’t do this without you.

A shout out to all of our amazing announcers, and to the Derby Date Night crew for helping to get our events out to our fans.

Gold Sponsors

(Click on any logo below to visit the sponsor’s website)

Silver Sponsors

(Click on any logo below to visit the sponsor’s website)

Bronze Sponsors

Mr. Iron Ham

Normandy Flower Shop

Emerald

Art Mart

Comets Downtown Sliders & Fries Co.

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Special Thanks To:

Gibson’s Skating Arena

Photography by Matt Ruddick

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